Jerry Jones Coming Out With Jerry Wipes Cleaning Cloths

Posted on Sep 11 2012 - 1:39pm by glenn erby

Last Wednesday during the Cowboys opening night win over the Giants, Jerry Jones and his son-in-law Shy Anderson were the butt of countless jokes because of Jones having Anderson clean off his glasses.

Today Jones and his son-in-law are trying to get the last laugh by profiting off the moment.

The Dallas Morning News is reporting that Jones via Shy will now be introducing the new Jerry Wipes Cleaning Cloth.

Yes that’s right they’ll be available on DallasCowboys.com in a short time.   Shy Anderson stated, “They can also be used for spontaneous shoe shining, if necessary.” “It started out as a joke, but let’s see how far we can take it.”

Shy also explained what happened Wednesday night.

Jerry never talks to anybody during the game,” says Shy. “He is so focused. But he started asking, ‘Where’s Witten?’ I was looking over his shoulder and I could see his glasses were completely smudged. I said: ‘Seriously, Jerry? Let me see your glasses.’ I actually had an eyeglass cloth in my pocket.”

TV cameras caught the rest as Shy patiently cleaned the glasses and handed them back. There was no audio, so America did not hear Jerry’s response: “Oh, my gosh, I can see!”

People will laugh at the thought of Jerry Wipes, but with such a huge Cowboy fan base, I expect Jerry Wipes to be a top seller.

 

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  1. dallascowboysdishingthereal September 11, 2012 at 3:06 pm -

    Brown noser son in law needed to be wipping off his nose.