Former Mavericks Dancer Kills Four People In Shooting Spree

The details are sketchy at this time, but they are serious.

Erbie “E-Luv” Bowser, no he’s not related to me,  was a former Mavericks cheerleader (all-fat-male Maniaacs dance team) who went crazy last night and killed four people and injured many others.

According to the Dallas Observer, the rampage started around 10:30 last night. Bowser walked into his ex-girlfriend’s apartment in Dallas and opened fire on four people, killing two and injuring a couple more. He then drove to his ex-wife’s house in nearby DeSoto, Texas. Here, he threw a grenade in the house, and when it detonated, entered after it. Bowser shot until he was out of ammo. When he stopped, he’d murdered two and wounded two more.

Bowser has been arrested after trying to fool cops into thinking he was one of the victims.


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